"TheCroatianGuy" (TheCroatianGuy)
05/15/2014 at 16:35 • Filed to: None
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"TheCroatianGuy" (TheCroatianGuy)
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http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-ani…
PS9
> TheCroatianGuy
05/15/2014 at 16:44 |
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Pffft that's manufactured, no where near as rare as whale dick. Have you any idea how hard whale cock is to come by? How many shirtless whalers pour the blood sweat and salty tears into the craft, only to be blasted in the face by death and dismemberment? You know whaling is totally illegal, right? Do you have any idea how hard it is to run a black market business while floating on an ocean of salty liquid profits? 3D printed shark skin cannot compete. It's all about the W-D.
/TerriblePuns
Crocket Bernet
> PS9
05/15/2014 at 16:48 |
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The only thing that could ever make this better is if you change come to cum.
BaconSandwich is tasty.
> PS9
05/15/2014 at 17:24 |
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Darn straight. Especially those exploding whale fetuses.
http://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearne…
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PS9
> BaconSandwich is tasty.
05/15/2014 at 18:19 |
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They only exploded because they couldn't handle that whale D.
/HorribleJokeIsHorrible
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DoubleDragon
> PS9
05/15/2014 at 18:39 |
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You can't play D on a whale D
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TheCroatianGuy
> PS9
05/15/2014 at 19:08 |
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un-hipster
> PS9
05/21/2014 at 21:30 |
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It's at least twice as rare as you think, since only half of the whale population is packin'